The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving communist-sympathisers.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to communist-sympathisers helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.