The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.