The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..