The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..