The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was some bloke in the pub who today said Ban this sick filth.