The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders reading the works of Karl Marx was Enoch Powell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..