I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Hacking the Gibson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t hacking the Gibson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Paul Dacre agrees with me, saying today, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.