Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Cherie Blair’s friends have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Michael Howerd has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone: The True Face Of Evil", Michael Howerd says, "the lady’s not for turning".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Cherie Blair’s friends. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.