The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was David Cameron who today said I like sponge.