The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jeremy Clarkson who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.