The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Multiculturalism has failed utterly.