The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Bernard Manning who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..