The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Angela Merkel who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.