The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.