The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to migrants listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..