I’m not racist but surely allowing gypsies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gypsies aren’t injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nicolas Sarkozy agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.