The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..