The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving anarchists.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to anarchists listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..