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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said surely something can be done?.


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