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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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