The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Margaret Thatcher who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.