Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Queen revealed that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Queen went on to say.


The Queen concluded, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".