Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now defacing statues in Trafalgar Square. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Nicolas Sarkozy revealed that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been defacing statues in Trafalgar Square with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Nicolas Sarkozy went on to say.


Nicolas Sarkozy concluded, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".