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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps terrorising innocent investment bankers was Michael Howerd who today said kill the commie swine.


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