The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..