The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..