John Major has today said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Speaking at Alton Towers John Major’s comments come in a week that has seen ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

John Major’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.