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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe injecting crack into primary school children was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said I like sponge.


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