With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more homosexuals have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into homosexuals - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by homosexuals.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about homosexuals, The Pope said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".