The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge drilling for oil in one family's back garden was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..