The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps urinating on the Union Jack was Angela Merkel who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.