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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now binge drinking. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Ian Dunkin-Donuts revealed that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum have been binge drinking with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Ian Dunkin-Donuts went on to say.


Ian Dunkin-Donuts concluded, "Multiculturalism has failed utterly".


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