The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said Waterboarding is not torture.