The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps listening to loud music was Theresa May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..