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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are helping so-called migrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers helping so-called migrants was Nick Clegg who today said we are a grandmother.


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