The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..