The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I like sponge.