The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was James May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..