The Mail has learned that hoody-wearing layabouts are responsible for listening to loud music.

Has the world gone mad? Hoody-wearing layabouts are listening to loud music with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Nick Clegg, who said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."