The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving the poor.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to the poor listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..