Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Al Qu’aeda bosses have been praising Osama Bin Laden outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Beyonce has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Praising Osama Bin Laden: The True Face Of Evil", Beyonce says, "kill the poor".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Al Qu’aeda bosses. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.