The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values plotting to kidnap a senior royal was some bloke in the pub who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..