The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.