The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..