The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.