Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Corbynites such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Corbynites have this week been revealed as causing obesity.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Corbynites would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Jacob Rees-Mogg who this week said, "the lady’s not for turning".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that causing obesity is acceptable behaviour.