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I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Fighting the poilce is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t fighting the poilce in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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