I’m not racist but surely allowing youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Burning policemen at the stake is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that youths aren’t burning policemen at the stake in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.