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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said surely something can be done?.


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