Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been welcoming foreigners outside nursery schools.

Terror expert A hardworking family has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Welcoming foreigners: The True Face Of Evil", A hardworking family says, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.